Hello, my name is Stephanie Dang. I grew up in the ghettos of Manhattan for the first 5 years of my life. Life was tough; everyday was a grueling battle for survival. I lived in a one room apartment with my mother, my father, my older sister, and my younger brother. With the income that my parents earned, we were barely able to pay the rent each month. When I was 4 years old, a big, black man stole my big swirly lollipop from my hands. He held a gun to my head and told me not to scream or else he would blow my brains out. Being an Asian child, I used my Kung-Fu skills to beat his butt to a pulp. That was one of my earliest adversities which I overcame successfully and I was also able to gain back my lollipop. That event made me tougher and mean because I can never trust big, black men ever again. Now, whenever I see a big, black man coming my way down the street, I would bust out my pepper spray and spray him in the face, even if he didn’t do anything to me. Being a woman, I can get away with it easily because he is a big, black man; big, black men are always bad and will destroy you. Moreover, as I started to enter school, my family and I moved to San Jose, California. We were able to move because the government thought that it was necessary that we were safe, since I am a secret genius. The area that we lived in was no better than where we had lived before; in fact, it is actually worse. By 12 years old, I had already done cocaine, marijuana, crystal meth, and ecstasy. My parents did not support my addiction, but I did not care; I was a rebel. To survive in this town, I had to join a gang. Actually, my whole family was in a gang; we were dangsters. We killed people by day and sold drugs by night. We never got caught until this little white girl called the police on us. We went to jail together as a family for 5 years and also got matching tattoos. After getting out of jail, I realized that I was living a horrible life and had to change. I regretted everything I did. The first step of my transformation was to overcome my drug addiction. That was the easy part; I just had to replace drugs with candy and everything was alright. I killed every member in my gang to stop the violence in my ghetto. I cut off my tattoo and now have a scar. I have grown in to a real leader. School sucks. For the past eight years of my life, I have dedicated myself to become a great kick boxer. My interests for kick boxing first developed when a big, black man stole my lollipop from me when I was four years old. At that time, I just used my natural Kung-Fu skills on him to re-obtain the lollipop that was rightfully mine. However, I noticed that my skills were fairly week and I was too fatigued to eat my lollipop after I beat up that big, black man. I desired to become indestructible and fearless. In the summer of 1999, I took my first kickboxing class in a hidden dojo. I was confident that I would be able to surpass all of the other students in my class because I was much bigger than them. At age eight, I was already weighing at 160 pounds; it was all muscle, baby! After two weeks of taking the kickboxing class, half of the students in the class had already broken 2 or more bones in their body. I, however, never broke a single bone in my body because I was the one giving out all the broken bones in my class. Everyone in the class was frightened by me. I like the feeling of being feared because it made me feel powerful. The instructor of the class was a big, black man—he looked exactly like the big, black man who stole my lollipop when I was four years old! I wanted to beat him up so badly because he kept eating lollipops in class with his big pink tongue. I have beaten him up to a bloody pulp before, so I knew that I was able to do it again. On August 12, 1999, I lured the big black lollipop eating man—let’s call him Georgia—to my secret tree house where I was going to beat him up. I disguised the act by calling him over to help my perfect my roundhouse kick; little did he know, my roundhouse kick was already perfected and I was ready to use it on him. Georgia came at 9:00:00 P.M., so I was able to break all of the bones in his body by 9:00:01 P.M. That was the greatest achievement of my life. I am now the instructor of the class and make loads of money every week. The only policy that I have for my class is “No big, black men.” I will never forgive big, black men for stealing my lollipop! With the skills that I have acquired from kickboxing, I will become the greatest gardener ever! P.S. I am not racistTumblr (3.0; @stephaniedang)http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xqc7r6lw1qzouyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She sells seashells by the seashore (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22936038979http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22936038979Sat, 12 May 2012 17:21:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57grftuXu1qzvk4co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettytasty.tumblr.com/post/813993214/hello-kitty-sanrio-bento" target="_blank">prettytasty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hello-kitty.tumblr.com/post/782329998/sanrio-bento" target="_blank">hello-kitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sanrio Bento</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22636099315http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22636099315Mon, 07 May 2012 21:04:58 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfc56khJgb1qfo5fco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22622248894http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22622248894Mon, 07 May 2012 17:46:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36v0jSmEp1qz7o2mo1_r4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36v0jSmEp1qz7o2mo2_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the <a href="http://ckck.tumblr.com/post/21326373913/ikea-will-be-releasing-their-first-electronics" target="_blank">previously announced TV set</a>, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called <a href="http://psathome.ikea.com/se/sv/camera/" target="_blank">Knäppa</a> (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.</p> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22105133053http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22105133053Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:11:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39n0vKBqg1qzouyho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39n0vKBqg1qzouyho2_500.jpg"/><br/> Gavin.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39n0vKBqg1qzouyho3_500.jpg"/><br/> Angry Dan the Australian Man<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39n0vKBqg1qzouyho4_500.jpg"/><br/> dblaise!<br/><br/> <p><strong>This Providence @ Bottom of the Hill</strong></p> <ul><li>X’s on our hands are not cool.</li> <li>Being clueless when the opening bands are playing.</li> <li>Singing totally off-key since the music just drowns out your own voice.</li> <li>Crazy people in the crowd.</li> <li>Weird/creepy people behind you.</li> <li>Cool old people rocking out.</li> <li>Old pictures are ugly.</li> <li>Growing up is beautiful.</li> <li>Ditching people ain’t cool.</li> <li>Food is delicious.</li> <li>I need to go to more shows!</li> </ul>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22090277427http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/22090277427Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:42:27 -0700This Providence<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6ys3tXk81qh5raro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>I have been waiting all year to post this.</p> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21808227802http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21808227802Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:37:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u25dM9j01qjvsoxo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21260123003http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21260123003Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:45:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1at36Des11qfqm2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21099531331http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/21099531331Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:43:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c085Wdx61qbg4qwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c085Wdx61qbg4qwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.oliverphillips91.co.uk/post/20918210354/book-igloo-by-miler-lagos" target="_blank">oliphillips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Book Igloo</strong></p> <p>by <span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://milerlagos.com/" target="_blank">Miler Lagos</a></span></p> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20925853884http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20925853884Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:22:52 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m277afSRaI1qzouyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cutting paper takes so much time and makes me sleepy like a koala. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20766280304http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20766280304Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:59:03 -0700<p>&#8220;In an ideal world a huge disposal of humans can be used to be tested on for medical testing but many factors of illness and death are then included as a factor and would then result to the question if using humans as tests subjects or any forms of alternative procedures are available and if they will give off accurate results when applied to a human subject.&#8221;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zd6u4g8t1qzoy8q.jpg"/></p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20496790122http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/20496790122Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:26:00 -0700Group projects SUCKHow do I even fix this?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0myr2OpmL1qcb5fko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0myr2OpmL1qcb5fko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/19636266860" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻</p> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/19650583808http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/19650583808Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:42:50 -0700I love Japan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzajhl3KkL1qfqm2lo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/18681520729http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/18681520729Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:51:47 -0800totoro!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz16r0IUIt1qj26eao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>oh dear god</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/17258211989http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/17258211989Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:06:13 -0800mulannigel thornberrycreepy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxmjdxMapT1qzouyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I made this for my sister! I think I deserve a sister of the year award.</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/15663838462http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/15663838462Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:56:21 -0800badtz maruhana marubentolots o' eggskawaii desulol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxiwoh7sjZ1qzouyho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My dad is following me on twitter?</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/15560336306http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/15560336306Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:53:05 -0800LolWhat if it was really him?Their icon is of a communist flag<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwwqsIYhS1qzou5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/14914120338/this-is-the-ferocious-ball-cutter-fish-which-has" target="_blank">allcreatures</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the ferocious ‘Ball Cutter’ fish which has killed two men by biting off their testicles. A British angler has told how he snared a predator known to feast on the testicles of men. Jeremy Wade, 53, spent weeks fishing in remote Papua New Guinea after locals told him how a mysterious beast was castrating young men in the area’s waters. He finally caught the perpetrator: the Pacu fish, known locally as The Ball Cutter. Jeremy wrestled the 40lb monster on the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his bare hands to discover a set of human-like teeth. The Ball Cutter boasts an impressive set of gnashers, which tear off the testicles of unwitting anglers and swimmers, leaving them to bleed to death. Jeremy, from Bath, Somerset, told how he reeled in The Ball Cutter as part of his new series of River Monsters, aired on ITV next week.</p> </blockquote>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14930737745http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14930737745Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:54:33 -0800The Ball CutterFishBAMF<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwr3vxUNkX1qzouyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jennifer was my secret Santa again!</p>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14760733142http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14760733142Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:35:56 -0800So many eyes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrujvlz3nA1qkemc3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14579346431http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14579346431Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:26:26 -0800Hello kittypinkhot chocolatewhat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvanzyrF9K1r2xkwpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvanzyrF9K1r2xkwpo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvanzyrF9K1r2xkwpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14256756480http://stephaniedang.tumblr.com/post/14256756480Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:54:27 -0800